So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Wanker

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Minecraft.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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