Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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