- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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