Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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