The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

._____________________. Whale!

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

A man... walks.

I woke up today

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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