Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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