A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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4 1/2

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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kcuf read it backwards

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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