Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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men's rights.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Anti Joke

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