- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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