Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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