How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Are you a tree

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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