What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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NEVER

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Women Sports.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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