Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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