Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Scott Gomez

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Safe sex MR

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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canada

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r u smart..... or ur black

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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