Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Safe sex MR

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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r u smart..... or ur black

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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