Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Womens' sports

kesha is a virgin.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

A chicken walks into a barn.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

Bad grammers.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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