What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Today is March 22.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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42, that is all

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You have friends

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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