- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Chinese men having large penis.

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