Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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david poredos

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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soccer

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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