- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Christianity

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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