So, how 'bout that airline food?

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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guess what chicken butt

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's half of 8? o

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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