Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Get off my porch.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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This one time at band camp....

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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