- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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