Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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balls

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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feminism

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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