- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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