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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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