- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

You and your parents are going to die today

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

THE GAME.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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