- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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