- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

hextech crafting too opieop

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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