there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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