Where do you live? In a house

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

refridgrator

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Boner

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

The jets are a good team..

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

your social life.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

u suck

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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