who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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hi anti joke

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Girls soccer

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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