It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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