why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

racism...deal with it!

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Republicans

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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