- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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