Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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People with cancer.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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im at school

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