Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Illumati Confirmed

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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