What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Today is March 22.

42, that is all

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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