If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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suck my balls mr.garison

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Lil Wayne

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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The government

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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