What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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