- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

destiny

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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