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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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