When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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42, that is all

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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