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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

im watching you..

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

your mom

This statement is false.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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