A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Lil Wayne

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Neither have I

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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