I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Lets go Yankees

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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