Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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WEED!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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