- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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