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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

its snowing on mount fuji

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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