i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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