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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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whats 69+2? 71

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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