Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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